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Minor Injuries

by Lawnmaster

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1.
Desdemona 04:45
She jumps from buildings, planes and bridges She’s got a tiger by the tail She laughs at all my trepidation My need to hold on to the rail Her time is brief and interrupted A haiku read in fits and starts She likes to play the rock and roller She likes to blow that shit apart She says “Be my entourage Be my entourage Be my camouflage Be my entourage I’ll be your baby” She’s just a slave to optimism She likes to whistle in the dark She whistles right through til the morning She sleeps it off in Central Park Sir Frankie Drake, Vasco da Gama They understand her point of view She’s got one eye on the horizon Don’t think the other one’s on you She says “Be my entourage Be my entourage Ensemble sur la plage Be my entourage Be my entourage I’ll be your girl” We made some plans about the future The future came and then it went She said “I am the nemesis of reason I like to throw you off the scent” I said “Your faith in human nature It leaves you open to attack” She said “I’m not your Desdemona Don’t draw a target on my back “Just be my entourage Be my entourage Be my entourage Be my camouflage Be my entourage Be my entourage I’ll be your girl”
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Members Bar 03:52
My girlfriend rode out of Palmerston North On the pillion of a Yamaha My ten dollars on a place came in fourth I’ve been drinking at the members’ bar You’d best believe that I am Drinking at the Members Bar I’m swimming in a sea I’m swimming in a bounded ocean I’m swimming in a sea Of teal and grey carpet I’m studying the form I’m studying the wins and losses I’m studying the form Of a two year filly called Chelsea Girl The table’s never known The table it is unfamiliar The table’s never known The weight of an ashtray I’m studying the colour The colour of the horse in question The colour of the horse is As red as her hair was As red as her auburn hair My girlfriend rode out of Palmerston North On the back of someone’s FZR My ten dollars on a place came in fourth I’ve been drinking at the Members Bar My girlfriend rode out of Waipukurau Who’d imagine she would go so far? My ten bucks looks like it’s pulling a plough And I’m drinking at the Members Bar You’d best believe that I am Drinking at the Members Bar What else is there to do but Drinking at the Members Bar  
3.
I watched you change into your shepherd’s costume I watched you swimming at the camp I felt the spirit rising up within me Like the lighting of a lamp Is this a wonder of His own creation Or just a wrinkle in His plan? There is no mention of this kind of feeling In Good News for Modern Man Now everything is strange And all I know is Jesus loves me Jesus loves you too But Jesus does not love you like I do I understand about the earth and heaven And the fall from Paradise But I understand the Tree of Knowledge When I look into your eyes Now everyone is strange And all I know is Jesus loves me Jesus loves you too But Jesus does not love you like I do
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Watercooler 03:57
By the watercooler And by the Coke machine Where the sign says “I am not your mother Kindly keep this kitchen clean” Smell of Estee Lauder In conditioned air Sound of fingers dancing on a keyboard Everywhere Feel it everywhere I don’t love you because I want to I love you just the same With a love that Will not say its name I have written memos I have filed reports I have wandered corridors and stairways Never once revealed my thoughts If I chance to see you In a crowded bar I will shout above the conversation “Here I am! Baby, there you are!” Always hiding every feeling That you’re conscious of They can hear your heartbeat through the ceiling Twenty seven floors above  
5.
I can remember you so pale Like a refrigerator Where was that hellhound on your trail? Did you shake it off? I’ve never seen you out this late Loose-lipped and dancing You had a whole mess on your plate Did you eat it up? I like your black sunglasses Kinda like Dolce & Gabbana Seems like a whole new situation “Everybody gets born again Everybody gets born again You believe it or you just pretend but Everybody gets born again” I never like to look within I just read the papers Won’t put a razor to my skin But you go right ahead I like your black sunglasses Kinda like Jacqueline Onassis How did you come to this position? “Everybody gets born again Everybody gets born again You believe it or you just pretend Cos everybody gets born again” I like your crimson jumpsuit Kinda like Pinky Tuscadero I want to know your little secret “Everybody gets born again Everybody gets born again Take a number and they’ll call you when It’s your turn to get born again”  
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Satellite 02:25
It’s time for you to fly Time to fly away Time to fly away You’ll fly around the world Like a satellite I hope you’ll see the world And it’s good to you Oh so good to you And then I’ll think of you When you’re far away Oh so far away  
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Drama King 04:13
All the high priests of Memphis And the latter day saints They won’t intervene for me no more Or hear my complaints I called all the help lines But they weren’t any help I burned all your scented candles At both ends and then I prayed at the shrines Dressed to the nines Got jack again I tried everything but nothing will bring you back again I consulted the star charts Looked into the glass When all of the mist cleared I could see None of this coming to pass It’s all a distraction And I’ve sealed all our fates The more that I square this circle The less you care but then I prayed at the shrines Dressed to the nines Got jack again I tried everything but nothing will bring you back again I’m a little out of place in your crowd I’ve covered the exits The hostages wait News anchors repeat themselves until Someone runs for the gate It wasn’t my idea To end up like this But love is a foreign language On a bathroom wall I prayed at the shrines Dressed to the nines Got jack again I tried everything but nothing will bring you back again
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I had a plan You had a plan It wasn’t the same at all I was waiting at the airport You stopped off to get the alcohol Down at the beach Up at the house We circled like asteroids There were your friends There were my friends And that overlap we can’t avoid It’s been a ball for the pessimists My imperfect summer Perfect summer Go cross another one off the list My imperfect summer Driving down those metal roads The “Loose Seal” signs are just a code They say “Set your heart to damage mode When you get back to town” A bluer sky, a pinker Floyd Won’t stop you feeling paranoid You’ll still be broke and unemployed When autumn comes around It’s been a ball for the pessimists My imperfect summer Perfect summer Go cross another one off the list My imperfect summer You had a plan I had a plan But nobody had a prayer When our young heart gets unbroken We’ll be happy just to breathe the air It’s been a ball for the pessimists My imperfect summer Perfect summer Go cross another one off the list My imperfect summer Neither of us made a decent fist Of an imperfect summer
9.
Diamond Eyes 04:11
Your eyes are shining like diamonds I want to hide them away Your eyes are shining like diamonds There’s nothing more I can say When I see them I cry Your gaze can light up the sky Your eyes are shining like diamonds Drawing me deep into you Your eyes are shining like diamonds There’s nothing more I can do When I see them I cry Your gaze can light up the sky And I would run for you And I would run from you And I would reach for you And I would hide from you And I would try for you And I would cry for you And I would lie for you And I would die for you Your eyes are shining like diamonds Your gaze can light up the sky Your eyes are shining like diamonds And when I see you I cry Your eyes are shining like diamonds Your eyes are shining I want to hide them away There’s nothing more I can say  
10.
My Garden 03:16
All the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink And the bedclothes lying on the floor Open up a bottle if you need a drink Never gonna make that bed no more I took all the souvenirs from my hometown I took all the water from the well I took all the papers in the third drawer down And the sad, sad story that they tell But I left my garden Yeah I left my garden I left my garden all alone Red and purple flowers as a monument And a pile of boxes in the drive Bits of wood and metal where your money’s spent On the things you cannot keep alive Cos you left your garden Yeah you left your garden You left your garden all alone You left your garden Yeah you left your garden Now it’s got a life to call its own
11.
Glue Me 02:54
Glue me I’m falling apart Sue me For breaking your heart Could be the horse and the cart Are in the wrong order In the wrong order again Put down your poison pen And let’s go to bed Mirror at the sink Who’s the loneliest of all? It’s worser than you think To let yourself go With nowhere to fall Glue me I’m falling apart Sue me For breaking your heart Could be the horse and the cart Are in the wrong order In the wrong order again Put down your poison pen And let’s go to bed I said to myself there’s some way Some way to contain this There’s nothing decided we can Still rearrange this When you lose your head When the upside lets you down When the line goes dead You can still call me And I’ll come around Glue me I’m falling apart Sue me For breaking your heart You, me Go back to the start And do it all over Do it all over again We’re wasting our time til then So let’s go to bed
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Sergeant Major I’m afraid that our relationship is permanently over My behaviour is a burden to ambition now It’s time for me to say goodbye Though it may not be the best thing for me Still I have to try Cos it’s all I ever wanted to be Now I’m singing I’m waiting for the shop to open I’m waiting for the shop to open now I’m waiting for the shop to open Get my share of love and affection I’m a stranger On a journey to the promised land of hope and inspiration There’s a danger that I’ll never make it back again There’s too much to be overcome Though it may not be the best thing for me Still I’m on the run With a milkshake desperado or three And I’m singing I’m waiting for the shop to open I’m waiting for the shop to open now I’m waiting for the shop to open Get my share of love and affection Though it may not be the best thing for me Still I have to try Cos it’s all I ever wanted to be And I’m singing I’m waiting for the shop to open I’m waiting for the shop to open now I’m waiting for the shop to open Get my share of love and affection
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This is Lawnmaster's third album. We're sorry it took so long.

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released September 22, 2020

Recorded at the Surgery in Newtown and various houses in the wider Rongotai electorate.

Produced and mixed by Henry Coburn
Engineered by Andrew Downes
Mastered at Studios 301

Bass/Vox: Allan Street
Drums/Occasional Keys: John McDonald
Guitar/Vox: Ken Double

Vox on "Born Again": Bella Kalolo
Whistling : Louis the Cockatiel

Strings: Hannah Fraser, Ruby Solly and Tristan Carter
Clever clogs arrangements by Hannah

Horns: Sharon Boyd and Andrew Leggott

The songs are mostly Ken's except "Satellite", "Diamond Eyes" and "Louis Sings the Blues" which are Al's. "Drama King" is Ken & Henry while "My Garden" is Ken & John.

Diorama image by Jason (Flickr handle "jmv") and the Salmon Arm Model Railroad Association of British Columbia

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