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I'm a Danger to Myself
03:17
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I’m a lover of considerable dimension
Baby can you fit me in?
I’m a fighter
Can you stage an intervention?
Chuck me underneath my chin?
I’m a danger to myself
I’m a danger to myself
I’m a stranger to behaving in the interests of my health
I’m attracted to the art of self-deception
You’re in some hypnotic trance
Would you love me
While we we're waiting at reception
Or we're riding in the ambulance?
I’m a danger to myself
I’m a danger to myself
I’m a stranger to behaving in the interests of my health
Baby I don’t want to waste the time that we have spent
Convincing everyone
Convincing everyone
That we were having fun
I’m a liar
You’re the sequel to the story
Maybe when we’re old and grey
We’ll laugh it all off
Over chicken cacciatore
And a glass of chardonnay
I’m a danger to myself
I’m a danger to myself
I’m a stranger to behaving in the interests of my health
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2. |
Go to Auckland
03:40
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You on the stairs, lighting up a borrowed fag
That’s when you said “I’ve something to say”
Out in the yard I could see a Warehouse bag
I watched the wind take it away
You said “Baby I have something on my mind.
Seems I must be cruel to be kind”
You were the queen, the queen of Upper Cuba St
High on your throne of vintage debris
I never thought, thought you would admit defeat
I always thought that would be me
The three of us stayed up and talked ‘til late
You, me and your need to relocate
Go to Auckland, I don’t care
Go to Auckland, I don’t care
Go forget this whole affair
I don’t care
That was the news, it didn’t kill me after all
I don’t even mind being kept in the dark
Maybe I’ll see, see you in some shopping mall
Down at St Luke’s or Sylvia Park
I can hear this party down the street
Think I’ll go and sweep them off their feet
Go to Auckland, I don’t care
Go to Auckland, I don’t care
Shack up with some millionaire
I don’t care
Go to Auckland, yeah yeah yeah
With your famous savoir faire
Maybe you’ll be happy there
And I’ll care
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3. |
Please Don't
03:32
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You were the best
The best at making someone feel
The best is yet to come
My interests were new wave heavy metal
And the paramecium
A single cell can have a life as self-directed as our own
What makes you think country-folk is so much better, better?
Please don’t be my friend
I can’t extend my heart to you
Please don’t keep in touch
Let’s just go dutch
And say we’re through
You had a plan
Of getting out of carpeting
And into real estate
Do what you can
I can read the tea leaves
And the tea leaves don’t look great
Why are you picking at your food?
Why aren’t you summoning the beast?
Why this compliant attitude
Why are you crying, crying?
Please don’t be my friend
I can’t extend my heart to you
Please don’t keep in touch
Let’s just go dutch
And say we’re through
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4. |
Disneyland
03:16
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Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Take me to Disneyland
I wanna see the sights
Ride the roller coaster
While the fireworks light my night
If the world was Disneyland
Would it be all right?
Would the dreams of everyone
Light the darkest night?
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
I’ve never been to Disneyland
Though I’ve heard it’s good
If I had a chance to go
I don’t think I would
Cos my world ain’t Disneyland
And all my dreams have gone
To a world of deep dark nights
But I will carry on
Ah Disneyland
Where have you gone?
I never climbed your castle walls
I never sung my song
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
Ah Disneyland
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5. |
Lonely Heartthrob
03:30
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Lonely heartthrob
It appears you’ve spread yourself too thinly
You will go to waste just like a glass of flat champagne
Girls who once fell at your feet
Have gone back to their husbands
Those days are over and they won’t be back again
And all the stars above you
And all the stars above you
Lonely heartthrob
Do you recognise your situation?
It was always part of the existence that you chose
With so much to aim for
You have missed your only target
Did you think your reputation left you unexposed?
And all the stars above you
And all the stars above you
And all the stars above you
So high, so high above you
Like all the girls you’ve loved before
Lonely heartthrob
You have been from Port of Spain to Soho
You have blurred the distance with Flor Fino and cocaine
Did you ever linger at the changing of the season?
Did no arms hold you long enough to miss that train?
And all the stars above you
And all the stars above you
And all the stars above you
So high, so high above you
Like all the girls you’ve loved before
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6. |
Skinny
03:25
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Cold dirty sun
Yellow leaves and paper houses
Tiny fountain on the grass
8.31
Comb your hair put on your trousers
Walk right through that looking glass
Skinny, skinny
Underneath your sweater baby
Skinny in the January sun
Skinny, will he really love you better baby
When you’re skinnier than everyone?
Where can he be?
Travelling on some speaker cable
Lying on some ballroom floor
Not there to see
When you get up from the table
Or watch you close that bathroom door
Skinny, skinny
Underneath your sweater baby
Skinny in the January sun
Skinny, will he really love you better baby
When you’re skinnier than everyone?
And the mercury says “Baby
You don’t look so good today”
Love is love and that’s forever
Not fade away
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You and me
Never together alone
Never too far from the phone
Couldn’t we just break up again?
Pretend that it’s fallen apart
Tell them he’s broken her heart
Hell in the shape of happiness
More or less
Creeps up from behind
He’s under her suspicion now
But somehow
He never seems to mind
Everyone feels like they’re waving goodbye
The end of the endless supply
Last of the gunboat diplomats
Checks in his card at the door
Looks like it’s back to the war
Back to the world of don’t believe
Won’t believe
Letting the bridges burn
Now everyone is standing by
Wondering why
We never seem to learn
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8. |
David Sylvian
02:13
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On a park bench
By the Finchley Underground
I can hear you
In the sweet, sad sounds of Japan
Over somebody’s headphones
There’s an oak tree
Like a lampshade over the sun
Where the dogs lie
And they dream of life on the run
Prior to domestication
I wrote this song for NPR
Now that it’s done
If it should find you where you are
Don’t ever run
Don’t ever run again
In the back row
Me and David Sylvian
We can hear you
As the national anthem begins
Over the sound of fireworks
I wrote this song for NPR
And I’m overcome
If it should find you where you are
Don’t ever run
Don’t ever run again
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Put away your tiny violin
Can’t you see that we’re not into you?
Here’s what happens in the real world
We dig the holes that you get hurled into
Wake up you’re living in a dream
It’s a dream of somebody else’s
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
You’ve been listening to the government
You’ve been reading all the supplements as well
They don’t understand the working parts
I’ll be glad to see their bleeding hearts in hell
We gather round the dreaming spires
We light the sacrificial fires
We go down the ladders and up the snakes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Wait it out until the bad news breaks
Down the ladders and up the snakes
No one understands this mighty task
No one knows the sacrifice they ask of you
Like the lady in my spin class said
Show them mercy and they’ll cut you dead in two
We built this might argosy
Weighed down with gold and ashes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Wait it out until the bad news breaks
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10. |
Bowels of Me
03:59
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I could tell that things weren’t going to plan
The soufflé would not rise
And mother called me
“You must leave that woman now while you can
And you can”
I was never insolent as a child
At least not by the standards of my own children
So I thanked her kindly for her advice
I said “Thanks a fucking lot Ma”
I can hear this voice in the bowels of me
It says “Sit down you fool there’s no one out to get you”
I have worked for 15 years in the bank
I suffer from a form of synaesthesia
Words assume the smell of bullshit and fear
So clear
I can feel the grave it yawns like the mouth
Of some pursuing prehistoric creature
Smell of Peter Stuyvesant cigarettes
On it’s breath
On it’s breath
I can hear this voice in the bowels of me
It says “You’re fucked, go collect your superannuation”
I play bass in bars with poker machines
Caucasian blues and soul for baby boomers
Memories of divorces fresh in their minds
In their minds
They don’t want their precepts challenged at all
By lady Whats-Her-Name and gangsta rappers
They can feel their empire crumble to sand
Where they stand
Where they stand
I can hear this voice in the bowels of me
It says “Why don’t you fake your death and make a fortune?”
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11. |
Bad Entertainer
03:55
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I’m a bad entertainer
I have no concern
With your need for distraction
Your hopes and joys
I’m a twilight campaigner
You’re the trick I turn
Buy your girlfriend a Slingshot
And make some noise
We waste this time together
We look for love where love exists
We gaze across that great divide
I’m a bad entertainer
I should empathise
With your compromise marriage
And stalled career
I decline to explain this
You to realise
We just wait for the headliner to appear
We waste this time together
We look for love where love exists
We gaze across that great divide
And all the cops they make their rounds
The lights go up and then go down
We will return
We will return
I’m a bad entertainer
Touch my carapace
Feel the beat of me easily broken heart
Fill your chosen container
Wear your poker face
We play “Smoke on the Water”
And then depart
We waste this time together
We look for love where love exists
We gaze across that great divide
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Lawnmaster are a guitar pop band from Wellington. They're not famous.
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