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Please Don't
03:52
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You were the best
The best at making someone think the best is yet to come
My interests
Were new wave heavy metal and the paramecium
A single cell can have a life as self-directed as our own
What makes you think that country folk is so much better?
Please don't be my friend
I can't extend my heart to you
Please don't keep in touch
Let's just go Dutch
And say we're through
You had a plan
Of getting out of carpeting and into real estate
Do what you can
I can read the tea leaves and the tea leaves don't look great
Why are you picking at your food?
Why aren't you summoning the beast?
Why this compliant attitude?
Why are you crying?
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2. |
Go to Auckland
03:33
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You on the stairs
Lighting up a borrowed fag
That's when you said "I've something to say"
Down in the yard
I can see a Warehouse bag
I watched the wind take it away
You said "Baby I have something on my mind
It seems I must be cruel to be kind"
You were the queen
The queen of upper Cuba St
High on your throne of vintage debris
I never thought
Thought you would admit defeat
I always thought that would be me
The three of us stayed up and talked til late
You, me and your need to relocate
Go to Auckland, I don't care
Go to Auckland, I don't care
Go forget this whole affair, I don't care
That was the news
It didn't kill me after all
I don't even mind being kept in the dark
Maybe I'll see
See you in some shopping mall
Down at St Luke's or Sylvia Park
I can hear this party down the street
Think I'll go and sweep them off their feet
Go to Auckland, I don't care
Go to Auckland, I don't care
Shack up with some millionaire
I don't care
Go to Auckland, yeah yeah yeah
With your famous savoir faire
Maybe you'll be happy there
And I'll care
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3. |
Disneyland
03:22
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4. |
Bowels of Me
03:58
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I could tell that things weren't going to plan
The souffle would not rise and Mother called me
"You should leave that woman now while you can
And you can"
I was never insolent as a child
At least not by the standards of my own children
So I thanked her kindly for her advice
I said "Thanks a fucking lot Ma"
I can hear this voice in the bowels of me
It says "Sit down you fool there's no one out to get you"
I have worked for 15 years at the bank
I suffer from a form of synaesthesia
Words assume the smell of bullshit and fear
So clear
I can feel the grave it yawns like the mouth
Of some pursuing prehistoric creature
Smell of Peter Styvesant cigarettes on its breath
On its breath
I can hear this voice in the bowels of me
It says "You're fucked go collect your superannuation"
I play bass in bars with poker machines
Caucasian blues and soul for baby boomers
Memories of divorces fresh in their minds
In their minds
They don't want their precepts challenged at all
By Lady Whatsername and gangsta rappers
They can feel their empire crumble to sand where they stand
Where they stand
I can hear this voice in the bowels of me
It says "Why don't you fake your death and make a fortune"
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I am just a simple man
I'm staring daily at the void
I have no other plan to stay within the ranks of the employed
I have fallen from my Eden
I need to feel the touch of that hand
On the streets of Avalon
Rose petals cushion every step you take
In the streets where I come from
It's pigeon shit and bastards on the make
It's a bloodbath
In a spa pool
It's a battle I intend to concede
Let me come back to the Masons
It's safe and it's warm
I'm prepared to conform
Let me come back to the Masons
Open that Golden Door
I recall the day when I first climbed the temple stair
Turned the mob away
Their fingers grasping at the air
Cut out my deceiving tongue
Bury my poor liver at the tide
Even from the lowest rung
I'll look down at the rat race satisfied
You can give me back my apron
I swear I'll never leave you again
Let me come back to the Masons
It's safe and it's warm
I'm prepared to conform
Let me come back to the Masons
I'm here til I die
All you muggles can fry
Let me come back to the Masons
Open that Golden Door
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6. |
You Said You Love Me
02:22
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You said you love me
All I know is you said you love me
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7. |
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Nobody gets the blues no more
Nobody gets the blues no more
Nobody laughs
Nobody cries
Shaking the bags under their eyes
Nobody gets the blues no more
We are free
Stardust and golden are we
Lost in our dull reverie
We have no reason to come down
Everyone wants one more encore
Nobody seems to know what for
All of the kids and all of their friends
Nobody here wants it to end
Nobody gets the blues no more
We are free
Stardust and golden are we
Lost in our own majesty
We have no reason to come down
Everyone needs their time to score
But nobody wants to watch the door
Can't hear the noise
Can't feel the pain
Don't write it down or try to explain
Nobody gets the blues no more
We are free
Lost in our dull reverie
Falling like leaves from the trees
Bleeding like streams to the sea
We have no reason to come down
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8. |
Never Give Up
02:25
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Sometimes you might think your life is over
Someone strange keeps knocking at your door
You're questioning the relevance of breathing
When a hand comes down and helps you to the floor
Never give up
There is nothing in that answer
Never give up
There is time to make it through
Never give up
You are better than they think you are
You can fight against this tide
Just when summer turns from autumn to winter
The trees must shed their leaves so they can stay
When the breath you breathe is misty in the morning
Winter turns into the brightest day
Never give up
There is nothing in that answer
Never give up
There is time to make it through
Never give up
You are better than they think you are
You can fight against this tide
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9. |
Say You Adore Me
03:33
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Say you adore me
And I will be true
Say you abhor me
I will break your lovely neck in two
Love is much simpler than they lead you to believe
Just say those words and then your relatives won't have to grieve
Say you adore me
I'll buy you a crown
Say you abhor me
I'll hire mercenaries to track you down
My insecurities are somewhat overblown
Just say you love me and then everybody makes it home
Look all around
There's people living in despair
But baby that's not us
We'd be so happy
If you'd only find me fabulous
Say you adore me
I'll make you my wife
Say you abhor me
I'll be serving 15 years to life
It's not that I don't feel your longing to be free
It's more the thought of you just walking round not loving me
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Put away your tiny violin
Can't you tell that we're not that into you?
Here's what happens in the real world
We dig the holes that you get hurled into
Wake up you're living in a dream
It's a dream of somebody else's
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
You've been listening to the government
You've been reading all the supplements as well
They don't understand the working parts
I'll be glad to see their bleeding hearts in hell
We gather round the dreaming spires
We light the sacrificial fires
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Wait it out until the bad news breaks
Down the ladders and up the snakes
No one understands this mighty task
No one knows the sacrifice they ask of you
It's like the lady in my spin class said
"Show them mercy and they'll cut you dead in two"
We built this mighty argosy
Weighed down with gold and ashes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Down the ladders and up the snakes
Wait it out until the bad news breaks
Down the ladders and up the snakes
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11. |
You Can
02:47
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You'll have to go
Nothing is right tonight
I saw the show
Over the satellite
Everyone's crazy from here to Japan
That doesn't phase me
But you can
I'll never know
All of your mysteries
Nothing to show
For all my apologies
Whisper my name I forget who I am
No one remembers
But you can
I have this dream
Tender and unresolved
It's just your scene
Why don't you get involved?
Modern romance is a flash in the pan
I see no way through it
But you can
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12. |
Bad Entertainer
04:16
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I'm a bad entertainer
I have no concern
With your need for distraction
Your hopes and joys
I'm a twilight campaigner
You're the trick I turn
So buy your girlfriend a slingshot
And make some noise
We waste this time together
We look for love where love exists
We gaze across that great divide
I'm a bad entertainer
I should empathise
With your compromise marriage
And stalled career
I decline to explain this
You to realise
We just wait for the headliner to appear
We waste this time together
We look for love where love exists
We gaze across that great divide
And all the cops they make their rounds
The lights go up and then go down
We will return
We will return
I'm a bad entertainer
Touch my carapace
Feel the beat of my easily broken heart
Fill your chosen container
Wear your poker face
We play Smoke on the Water
And then depart
We waste this time together
We look for love where love exists
We gaze across that great divide
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Lawnmaster are a guitar pop band from Wellington. They're not famous.
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